My Auditor Brain: Reframe your compliance and audit perspective
Introducing My Auditor Brain.
See your system through the auditor's filter.
Get the exact insights and framework that I use to pre-audit my clients and guide them to their certification.
Let's cut the time you spend on audit-prep in half!
After 15 years as a BRCGS auditor in fresh produce, I’m giving you what I’ve never packaged before: my exact framework for taking teams from zero knowledge to audit-ready certification.
The way I think. The way I assess. The way I would do it myself.
THE CHALLENGE
UNCERTAINTY
PANIC
STRESS-OVERLOAD
The hard Truth about audits
Most food safety teams are guessing!
Guessing if their documentation is good enough. Guessing if they've covered all the requirements. Guessing if they're actually ready or just hoping they are.
You’re running on panic mode, scrambling last minute, and constantly wondering if something has been missed or you know operations are not properly prepared. They lack knowledge and have only been rehearsed what to say when interviewed.
Audits shouldn’t feel like this.
Get clarity. Get strategy. Get moving.
This is not a checklist or generic guide. It's my exact blueprint for audit success.
You'll learn:
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The red flags that cost points - before they become issues
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What “good enough” really looks like versus overkill
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How to self-assess your system like an auditor
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The unwritten rules auditors know but standards don’t tell you
THE SOLUTION
MY AUDITOR
BRAIN: 90-DAY PRE-AUDIT
FRAMEWORK
THE TRANSFORMATION
CONFIDENCE
CLARITY
CONTROL
With My Auditor Brain you move from:
From:
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Panic and uncertainty before every audit
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Guessing if your system will pass
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Dependence on consultants for direction
To:
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Confidence walking through your facility knowing exactly what auditors see
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Clarity on what’s compliant and what needs attention
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Control over audit outcomes, every time
IT'S STRATEGIC FOCUS THAT BUILDS TEAM CONFIDENCE AND CLARITY.
WHO THIS IS FOR
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Compliance teams in fresh produce facilities
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Food safety managers who want predictable, stress-free audits
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Anyone responsible for pre-audit preparation who wants insider insights
If you’re ready to stop guessing and start preparing with confidence - this is for you.
HOW IT WORKS
Framework Overview: Step-by-step clause breakdown showing what auditors look for
Pass/Fail Signals: Know instantly if your system is ready or needs work
Common Mistakes: Avoid the pitfalls that teams repeatedly fall into
Practical Tips: Learn the strategies I use to prepare teams efficiently
WHY THIS WORKS
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You’re not buying information — you’re buying perspective
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Only someone with 15 years of auditor experience can show you what actually matters
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Works independently — empowering your team to self-assess
My Auditor Brain: 90-Day Pre-Audit Framework
COST: ZAR9500 (Valued at ZAR45 000)
This isn't "done-for-you"
It's "done-with-you."
I'm not holding your hand. I'm not doing the work for you.
But I'm giving you:
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My process
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My perspective
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My 15-year auditor brain
And you'll be empowered to do it on your own—properly.
This is NOT for you if:
❌ You want someone to build your system for you (hire a consultant)
❌ You want hand-holding through every step (that's my R45,000 service)
❌ You're not willing to do the implementation work
❌ You just want templates without understanding the "why"
This is for teams who want to KNOW - not just comply.
Let's talk about what it's really worth.
What does a failed audit cost you?
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Re-audit fees: R25,000–R50,000
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Lost contracts: R50,000–R500,000+
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Reputation damage: Incalculable
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Team morale: Also incalculable
What does panic-mode compliance cost you?
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Wasted time on last-minute fixes
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Consultant dependency (R15,000–R28,000 annually for internal audits)
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Stress, burnout, and constant anxiety
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Systems that don't actually run properly year-round
My Auditor Brain prevents all of that.
For ZAR9,500, you get the confidence to:
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Self-assess like a professional
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Prepare systematically (not reactively)
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Walk into audits knowing you're ready
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Operate year-round with certainty
Here's what happens when you buy
My Auditor Brain:
STEP 1:
You purchase for R9,500.
STEP 2:
You get immediate access to the complete framework (digital download).
STEP 3:
You work through the 90-day preparation timeline, using the clause-by-clause breakdown to systematically verify your readiness.
STEP 4:
You self-audit using my internal audit schedule template.
STEP 5:
You walk into your certification audit with confidence—because you know exactly what the auditor will check.
STEP 6:
You pass. (And you use the framework for every future audit cycle.)
UNPREPAREDNESS IS LIKE WALKING WITH A BLINDFOLD AND THINK YOU WILL NOT FALL.
Frequently Asked Questions
"Is this official BRCGS training?"
No. This is not BRCGS-endorsed training or certification prep.
This is my personal framework—how I, as a 15-year auditor, assess readiness. It's based on the BRCGS standard, but it's my interpretation, my process, and my insights.
Think of it as getting access to the auditor's mental checklist—not the official training manual.
"Will this replace hiring a consultant?"
That depends on your team's capability.
If you have a competent food safety manager who just needs to understand what auditors look for—yes, this could replace consultant dependency.
If your team has zero experience and needs someone to build the system from scratch—no, you'll need hands-on help.
This framework is for teams who can do the work—they just need to know what to focus on.
"How is this different from the BRCGS standard?"
The BRCGS standard tells you what you need.
My Auditor Brain tells you how auditors verify it.
The standard says: "You must have documented procedures."
I tell you: "Here's what auditors check when they review those procedures. Here's what passes. Here's what fails. Here's what I've seen go wrong 100 times."
Big difference.
"What if I have questions while implementing?"
The framework is designed to be comprehensive and self-explanatory.
But if you need personalized support, I offer add-on services:
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Capability Assessment + Coaching: 1:1 session to assess your team and customize the framework to your gaps
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Internal Audit Service: I audit your system using this framework.
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Full Audit Support: Internal audit
"What format is this delivered in?"
Digital download. PDF and/or spreadsheet format (depending on final structure).
You'll get immediate access after purchase.
YOUR confidence STARTS here
Stop scrambling. Stop guessing. Stop panicking.
